Here are some industrial products, applications, and processes that could have cute little advertising mascots (perfect for the children who will be working in these factories once the child labor laws are lifted again!):

1. Benzy the Benzene Bear
2. Ellie the Enclosed Spaces Contractee Elephant
3. Lonnie the Loose Sugar on a Conveyor Belt Lorus
4. Tommy the Toddler Who Sticks His Little Arms Inside Moving Mill Machinery Tiger
5. Meredith the Military Base Burn Pit Muskrat
6. Abby the Asbestos Adder
7. Denny the Dimethylmercury Dinosaur
8. Connie the Coal Mine Canary
9. Freddy the Flame-Retardant Coating Sprayer Frog

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